人之初：At the beginning of life.

性本善：Sex is good.

性相近：All the sex are basically the same.

習相遠：But it depends on how the way you do it.

苟不教：If you do not practice all the time.

性乃遷：Sex will leave you.

教之道：The way of learning it.

貴以專：Is very important to make love with only oneperson.

昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng.

擇鄰處：Chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.

子不學：If you don't study hard.

斷機杼：Your DICK will become useless.

竇燕山：Dou, the Famous.

有義方：Owned a very effective exciting medicine.

教五子：All his five sons took it.

名俱揚：And their sexual ability were well-known.

養不教：If children don't know how to do it.

父之過：It is all their father's fault.

教不嚴：If they had lots of problems with it.

師之惰：Their teacher must be too lazy to tell them details on sex

子不學：You may refuse to study this.

非所宜：But that is a real mistake.

幼不學：If you don't learn it early.

老何為：You will lose your ability when aged.

玉不琢：If you don't exercise your DICK.

不成器：It won't become hard and strong.

人不學：If you don't learn sex.

不完整啦 把完整的貼出來阿 拜託 拜託 好像欠最後一句吧

哈哈哈，對呀，快點把他弄出來，要不然最後一句是什麼我來幫忙翻譯好了

唉唷~~這樣外國人一定看不懂啦> <

呵呵呵
滿搞笑的拉
有趣

最好是那些老先生(寫三字經的)看不懂英文,
要不他們就從另一空間回來找你再教育了,

不過真的了不起哦
翻譯的很吊

下一句好像是
不知意

請翻吧

perfect translation....
too far away from its main idea
but funny~ hahaha

阿勒～這誰想的啊...
有人說沒有看到最後一句...用google搜尋一下就有...而且更

人之初：At the beginning of life.(英翻中:生命的起初)

性本善：Sex is good.(白話文:性是美好的)

性相近：Basically, all the sex are same.
(英翻中:基本上,所有的性行為是差不多滴)

習相遠：But it depends on how the way you do it.
(英翻中:但還是得依照個人的喜好而為之)

苟不教：If you do not practice all the time.(英翻中:若你不隨時勤練精進)

性乃遷：Sex will leave you.(英翻中:性將遠離你的生活)

教之道：The way of learning it..(英翻中:學習性的指導原則)

貴以專：is very important to make love with only one person..
(英翻中:最最重要的法則是做性這檔事只能對一個人)

昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng.(英翻中:曾經有一個偉大的教母:孟母)

擇鄰處：chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence..
(英翻中:為孩子選最佳性行為示範的鄰居為鄰,避免壞的性示範而影響小朋友的身心健康)

子不學：If you don t study hard,.(英翻中:再次叮嚀,你若再不刻苦勤學....)

斷機杼：Your Dick will become useless..(英翻中:你的雞雞就從此報廢掉)

竇燕山 ：Dou, the Famous.(英翻中:竇先生,名人)

有義方 ：owned a very effective exciting medicine.
(英翻中:他有一帖非常讚的藥方)

教五子 ：All his five son took it.(白話文:生出來的五個男孩全靠這一帖)

名俱揚 ：and their sexual ability were well-known..
(英翻中:而他五個小孩的性能力,北港有名聲,下港有出名)

養不教 ：If your children don t know how to do it,.(英翻中:你的小孩若不知道如何做好性行為....)

父之過 ：It is all your fault..(英翻中:這所有最過都是你造成的)

教不嚴 ：If they had lots of problems with it,.
(英翻中:如果你的小孩做這檔是有問題....)

師之惰 ：their teachr must be too lazy to tell them details on sex..
(英翻中:那他的老師一定敎很懶散,沒有敎的很徹底)

子不學 ：You may refuse to study this.(英翻中:你或許會抗拒學習它....)

非所宜 ：but that is a real mistake.(英翻中:你就犯下真正的錯誤)

幼不學 ：If you don t learn it in childhood,.(英翻中:如果不從小學習它....)

老何為 ：you will lose your ability when aged.(英翻中:若上了年紀你會喪失所有的性能力)

玉不琢 ：If you don t exercise your dick,.(英翻中:若沒有持續操你的小弟弟)

不成器 ：It won t become hard and strong..(英翻中:它將不會變的堅硬和強壯)

人不學 ：If you don t learn sex,.(英翻中:如果你沒有學習性行為)

不知義 ：You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.(英翻中:你將無法體會享受其中的甜美)

各位大大都厲害啦 我用網際護照在翻譯啦

真是太利害了....好笑至極...