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性本善：Sex is good. 性相近：All the sex are basically the same. 习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it. 苟不教：If you do not practice all the time. 性乃迁：Sex will leave you. 教之道：The way of learning it. 贵以专：Is very important to make love with only oneperson. 昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng. 择邻处：Chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 子不学：If you don't study hard. 断机杼：Your DICK will become useless. 窦燕山：Dou, the Famous. 有义方：Owned a very effective exciting medicine. 教五子：All his five sons took it. 名俱扬：And their sexual ability were well-known. 养不教：If children don't know how to do it. 父之过：It is all their father's fault. 教不严：If they had lots of problems with it. 师之惰：Their teacher must be too lazy to tell them details on sex 子不学：You may refuse to study this. 非所宜：But that is a real mistake. 幼不学：If you don't learn it early. 老何为：You will lose your ability when aged. 玉不琢：If you don't exercise your DICK. 不成器：It won't become hard and strong. 人不学：If you don't learn sex.  x0
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不完整啦 把完整的贴出来阿 拜托 拜托 好像欠最后一句吧 
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yen00928
2005-12-14 11:39 |
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最好是那些老先生(写三字经的)看不懂英文,
要不他们就从另一空间回来找你再教育了, 不过真的了不起哦 翻译的很吊 下一句好像是 不知意 请翻吧 x0
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s9262434
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perfect translation....
too far away from its main idea but funny~ hahaha x0
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kamancy
2006-01-24 02:02 |
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阿勒～这谁想的啊...
有人说没有看到最后一句...用google搜寻一下就有...而且更  人之初：At the beginning of life.(英翻中:生命的起初) 性本善：Sex is good.(白话文:性是美好的) 性相近：Basically, all the sex are same. (英翻中:基本上,所有的性行为是差不多滴) 习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it. (英翻中:但还是得依照个人的喜好而为之) 苟不教：If you do not practice all the time.(英翻中:若你不随时勤练精进) 性乃迁：Sex will leave you.(英翻中:性将远离你的生活) 教之道：The way of learning it..(英翻中:学习性的指导原则) 贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.. (英翻中:最最重要的法则是做性这档事只能对一个人) 昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng.(英翻中:曾经有一个伟大的教母:孟母) 择邻处：chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.. (英翻中:为孩子选最佳性行为示范的邻居为邻,避免坏的性示范而影响小朋友的身心健康) 子不学：If you don t study hard,.(英翻中:再次叮咛,你若再不刻苦勤学....) 断机杼：Your Dick will become useless..(英翻中:你的鸡鸡就从此报废掉) 窦燕山 ：Dou, the Famous.(英翻中:窦先生,名人) 有义方 ：owned a very effective exciting medicine. (英翻中:他有一帖非常赞的药方) 教五子 ：All his five son took it.(白话文:生出来的五个男孩全靠这一帖) 名俱扬 ：and their sexual ability were well-known.. (英翻中:而他五个小孩的性能力,北港有名声,下港有出名) 养不教 ：If your children don t know how to do it,.(英翻中:你的小孩若不知道如何做好性行为....) 父之过 ：It is all your fault..(英翻中:这所有最过都是你造成的) 教不严 ：If they had lots of problems with it,. (英翻中:如果你的小孩做这档是有问题....) 师之惰 ：their teachr must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.. (英翻中:那他的老师一定教很懒散,没有教的很彻底) 子不学 ：You may refuse to study this.(英翻中:你或许会抗拒学习它....) 非所宜 ：but that is a real mistake.(英翻中:你就犯下真正的错误) 幼不学 ：If you don t learn it in childhood,.(英翻中:如果不从小学习它....) 老何为 ：you will lose your ability when aged.(英翻中:若上了年纪你会丧失所有的性能力) 玉不琢 ：If you don t exercise your dick,.(英翻中:若没有持续操你的小弟弟) 不成器 ：It won t become hard and strong..(英翻中:它将不会变的坚硬和强壮) 人不学 ：If you don t learn sex,.(英翻中:如果你没有学习性行为) 不知义 ：You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.(英翻中:你将无法体会享受其中的甜美) x0
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Nevikwen
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hahahahahhaah oh my mother of god! this is indeed the best joke i ever seen how do you came out with those idea??
 性本善：Sex is good hahahahah cant stop laughing  x0
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samuelwc
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下面是引用yen00928于2005-12-14 11:39发表的 : 子不学 If you don't learn sex 不知意 You never know how important it is x0
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saisai123321
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这一个人的eng 一定是好劲ge la.
唔是怎样可以翻译这么多eng .  x0
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