在美国有些产品上的说明标签很"智障".......
信不信由你，以下是一些产品标签上的说明。

On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
Sears 吹风机：睡眠时请勿使用

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap.
Dial 香皂：使用说明：如一般香皂使用 (那到底是怎么用呢？)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost.
Swanson冷冻食品：食用建议：解冻 (建议而已喔！)

On a hotel provided shower cap in a box: Fits one head.
某饭店提供的浴帽外盒：适用于一颗头 ( 刚好放得进一颗头)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn
upside down.
Tesco's Tiramisu点心：(印在盒子底部) 请勿倒置

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating.
Marks & Spencer面包布丁：本产品加热后会变热

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body.
Rowenta熨斗：请勿烫身上穿的衣物

On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate
machinery.
Boots 儿童咳嗽药：请勿开车或操作机械

On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness.
Nytol安眠药：警告：可能会引起嗜睡

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning keep out of children.
某韩国制厨房用刀：警告：隔离小孩

On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use
only.
某中国制圣诞节灯泡：限室内或室外使用

On a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use.
某日本制食物处理器：请勿用作其他用途

On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts.
Sainsbury's 花生：警告：内含花生

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat
nuts.
某美国航空的坚果点心包装上(飞机上常会发的点心，内含
豆子、榛果等坚果) ：说明：打开包装，吃坚果

On a Swedish chain saw:Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or
genitals.
某瑞典制的电锯( 杀人魔会用的那种链锯)：请勿试图用你的双手或
生殖器停止电锯

On a child's Superman costume:Wearing of this garment does not enable
you to fly.
某儿童穿的超人服：警告此服装无法让你飞起来